Saturday, October 22, 2011

Well!

Hey Mitch where you?

I'm right here.

Haven't forgotten you goldies!

I have been so busy of late it's not funny. Let me set it straight.

Uni is full on as usual - exams in a few weeks and I'm loving the awesome preparation that goes into them. Three months holiday come and get me!

I do the chart mailout for a company called 4Play. Ever heard of JimmyZ? I do the charts now. Hit me up if you want to subscribe. - there nothing like what's on the blog I tell ya!

I presented at a conference about education - and I told them how shit my experiences were and how fuckin shit the education system in Queensland is. And a lot of em loved it! I even bitched about my old occupational therapist. Hey Wendy!

Melbourne Cup in two weeks - yeeeeaaah! No Holberg! I had a dream about a horse called Galizani - I know it's a competitor but don't know if it will be in. One can hope.

Oh, did I tell you about the dream where we were at the dogs, the Melbourne Cup was running, and Holberg one? When they hit the finish everyone chanted, Holberg! Oh well.

I love an Irish beer called Kilkenny. I love it even more when it goes hiss bubble spirt all over me when I open it!

New fave German beer - Schlosser Alt.

New fave thing not to say at the German club - where's the lady with the moustache?

Here is a chart guys - whipped together for you. It's a top 14. Hooray!


Kek ~ (Original) ~ Rene Amesz ~ Toolroom ~ 1
Fly ~ (Gulchard’s Disco Tech) ~ Otto Traut ~ White ~ 2
Some Guys ~ (Club) ~ Otto Traut ~ White ~ 3
Dream About You ~ (Original) ~ Dj Walter vs Dan Hartman ~ White ~ 4
Relax ~ (Original) ~ Magnifik ~ Yes Yes Records ~ 5
In The Clouds ~ (Luca Guerrieri) ~ Ce Ce Rogers ~ Airplane Records ~ 6
Have My Way ~ (Original) ~ Diamond Lights ~ Yes Yes Records ~ 7
I Believe In Love ~ (Jesse Voorn) ~ Arthur Baker Feat Jimmy Somerville ~ Defected ~ 8
Bounce ~ (Extended) ~ Calvin Harris ~ SME ~ 9
It Could Be ~ (Original) ~ Kill Light ~ Klub Kids ~ 10
Funky Shit ~ (Original) ~ Firebeatz ~ XXX ~ 11
Soundtracks & Comebacks ~ (Fedde Le Grand) ~ Goldfish ~ CSR ~ 12
Loca People ~ (Original) ~ Sak Noel ~ CSR ~ 13
In The Air ~ (Hardwell) ~ Morgan Page, Sultan & Ned Shepherd, BT ~ Onelove ~ 14

See ya!

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

The Week That Was

Here we go!

I'm back at uni and my head is loving it!

Don't know how many hours I did today but my head felt it... I'm guessing it was enough.

As you can see, I love the German club... so much so that I feel quite abliged to make a rather inappropriate comment after a few alts... oh dear why me! Schlosser Alt is my new favourite beer... absolutely amazingly beautiful. Did you know they even have a beer that taste like bacon? Imagine drinking a pig! The German lingo for that is Schlinkerla Rauchbier Marzen. Kellerbier also... really good. And there veal... vealy vealy good in the words of Basil Fawlty!

Thinking of making Gold Retrospective fortnightly rather than monthly... dunno! Maybe tonight goldies!

Tell you what, mouse chopper really pissed me off the other week. Why do people have to do that. Bit socially retarded don't you think Naomi?

No weird dreams of late... just Frank. A man called Frank... and a bird called Frank. Go figure!

And that woman hasn't returned either! Damn! I love those dreams!

Saturday, July 23, 2011

Gold!

Never have I been to a place that has entailed such quality.

It is the fact that you can go to a place and know about, and expect such 5 star and just fantastic service that makes any person comfortable with going out.

The Brisbane German club would be the nicest place I have ever attended entertainmentwise and I have enjoyed every time in the last year since I started attending. I am blind myself and loved that the staff were happy to come to me, assist me with orders, get drinks, and have time to talk in general. That makes a good establishment. You guys have all that and a whole lot more.

This is from a blind perspective... I couldn't see decor or that sort of thing. With the kind of service you offer, decor isn't necessary at all. It's all in the service from a blind point of view.

I would like to wholeheartedly thank all of you guys, Karli, Katie, Adam, and anyone else who has given me help since I have started coming to the club.

Fantastic. Gold. 5 stars.

Mitch Medcalf

Friday, July 22, 2011

Mitch M Top 20

Jumping Samuele Sartini
Under The Sun FRew ft Dirty Radio
Don’t Wanna Go Home Jason Derulo
Ain’t Nobody Kay & Stoxx
Pressure Starkillers, Alex Kenji & Nadia Ali
Move On Up Carl Fath & Starchaser
Free Black Dogs & Mobin Master
Don’t Be Afraid Mync, Ron Carol & Dan Castro
All We Have Is Now Betsie Larkin With Super8 & Tab
Last Friday Night Katie Perry
Party Rock Anthem LMFAO
Good Times Taja Seville
Techno Fan The Wombats
Do It In The AM Frankmusik
Phazing Dirty South
Back Foot Heavyfeet & Nate James
I Wanna Go *Oliver Remix* Britney
Dumb Natalie Flores
Yeke Yeke Mory Kante vs Loverush Uk
Latin American Trip Riva Starr

Friday, July 15, 2011

Well!

For someone who thinks it is blatently ok to gradually decapitate a mouse on video before posting it for others to see... the death penalty should return no question.

Fuck probation! Fuck fucking comunity service! Naomi Anderson, if you do read this, you deserve to die. I know that if I ever had to listen to, or whitness an animal go through such appalling and just unacceptable and inappropriate acts... I would almost certainly achieve perminant depression and probably even a suicide attempt because I couldn't help the animal. Seriously mole, who and the fuck do you think you are. You may think you are a vampire, but you are certainly not higher than anyone. If anything, you are lower. Much, much, lower. But you like that I'm guessing. Useless timid bitch in court. No wonder they couldn't play the damn video... shows how much of a cow this woman is.

As you Goldies may no I am a great animal lover and believe that animals should be treated equally to us. Who are we to destroy and harm animals because, we, can.

HHH*sigh*. What on earth is this world coming too.

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Gold Retrospective - July 2011

Heya Goldies!

New look for Gold Retrospective! It will now be a monthly top 50 of what is big in all areas of party music. Not a personal reflection... although my personal likes play a big part... along with other charts/playlists/dj picks. My top 20 will be posted ad hoc... when I can... I am a real bone idle now I'm studying law so... just bear with me... or else I'll become a real polar... bit of a Gullie for you who have read my earlier posts! But here is the first edition - July 2011!

Gold Retrospective - July 2011 Position Title Mix Artist Label
1 Party Rock Anthem (Original / Mitch M Mix) LMFAO Feat Lauren Bennett & GoonRock UMA
2 Under The Sun (Original/Bass Kleph/Ryan Riback/Lazy Rich Mix) fRew Feat Dirty Radio XXX
3 From The Music (Hoxton Whores / Christian Luke / Sgt Slick / Album Mix) The Potbelleez VIC/UMA
4 Last Night (Club Mix) Ian Carey Feat Snoop Dogg & Bobby Anthony VIC/UMA
5 Last Friday Night (Almighty / Radio Mix) Katy Perry CAP/EMI
6 Ready 2 Go (Hardwell / Arno Cost Mix) Martin Solveig Feat Kele HUS/UMA
7 Rolling In The Deep (Tom Buster Kidzoy Mix) Adele XL
8 Bounce (Extended Mix) Calvin Harris SME
9 Pressure (Original Mix) Starkillers, Alex Kenji & Nadia Ali HUS/UMA
10 Doin Ya Thang (Original Mix) Oliver $ XXX
11 Drunk In This (Original / Phetsta Mix) Surecut Kids KK/XXX
12 Cry (Just A Little) (Original / Olav Basoski Mix) Bingo Players One/SME
13 Finally (Sandy Rivera Mixes Mix) Kings Of Tomorrow XXX
14 Diamonds In The Sky (Original / Disco Boys Mix) Tv Rock & Hook N Sling Feat Rudy Neon/WAR
15 Heart Is King (Original / ATB / DBN Mix) Axwell AST/UMA
16 Give Me Everything (Original Mix) Pitbull Feat Afrojack, Ne-Yo & Nayer SME
17 Do It On My Own (Extended / Jam Xpress / Mike Candys Mix) Remady Feat Craig David One/SME
18 Rock The Casbah (Original Mix) Truelove XXX
19 Metrum (Original Mix) Fedde Le Grand XXX
20 Endriago (Original Mix) Ben Morris & Venuto NEON/WaR
21 Prutataaa (Original Mix) Afrojack HUS/UMA
22 Cinema (Laidback Luke / Congorock Mix) Benny Benassi Feat Garry Go LIB/UMA
23 Happiness (Dave Aude Mix) Alexis Jordan XXX
24 Lick The Rainbow (Original Mix) Mord Fustang XXX
25 Save The World (Style Of Eye & Carli Mix) Swedish House Mafia EMI
26 Boom (Original Mix) Snoop Dogg Feat T-Pain XXX
27 In Case I Fall (Club Mix) Cahill XXX
28 On The Floor (Remix Mix) Jennifer Lopez Feat Pitbull UMA
29 Fly With Me (Ben Morris & Venuto Mix) Colorsound XXX
30-New Next 2 U (Jean Paul Mix) Gina G XXX
31 Do It In The AM (Dave Aude Mix) Frankmusik XXX
32 Get It Hot (Original Mix) Rave Radio & Jolyon Petch CSR/UMA
33 Out Of My Head (Radio Mix) Lupe Fiasco XXX
34 Schampagne Showers (Original Mix) LMFAO Feat Lauren Bennett & GoonRock UMA
35 I'm Free (Mind Electric Mix) Jam Xpress One/SME
36 I Need A Dollar (Original Mix) Aloe Blacc XXX
37 Scary Monsters & Nice Sprights (Kaskade / Dirtyfonics Mix) Skrillex Neon/WAR
38 Everybody Needs Love (Moto Blanco Mix) Jennifer Hudson XXX
39 Hear Me (Tass Mix) Jono Fernandez One/SME
40 Work It Out (Original Mix) John Dahlback XXX
41 Jumping (Bimbo Jones / Original Mix) Samuele Sartini XXX
42 Run The World (Girls) (Dave Aude / Redtop / Jochen Sims Mix) Beyonce COL/SME
43 What's Up (DJ's From Mars Mix) 4Play CSR/UMA
44 Simple Man (Original Mix) Diafrix ILL/WAR
45 You Are (Original Mix) D-Nox & Beckers XXX
46 Jump Up (Original Mix) Dj Fudge XXX
47-New Screamin Disco (Electro Disco Mix) Paul Deighton XXX
48-New Thing Called Love (2011 Club / Album Extended Mix) Above & Beyond Feat Richard Bedford XXX
49 Where You At (Dave Aude Mix) Jennifer Hudson XXX
50-New Yeke Yeke (Punk Ninja / Loverush / Robbie Rivera Mix) Mory Kante XXX

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

G'Day Goldies!

Well hello there!

On Holidays... and am loving it. Doing nothing is my friend to be frank.

I've now got to do things for you guys like chart... so here it is!

Mitch M Top 20 W/C 11-07-2011

One Look vs Phazing ~(Dirty South) ~ David Tort vs Dirty South ~ XXX ~ 1
Move On Up ~ (Classic) ~ Carl Fath & Starchaser ~ The Clubbers ~ 2
Don't Be Afraid ~ (Club) ~ Mync, Ron Carol & Dan castro ~ CR2 ~ 3
Under The Sun ~ (Original / Bass Kleph / Ryan Riback / Dave Winnel) ~ Frew ~ Vacation ~ 4
It's A Bubble ~ (Original / Round Table Knights) ~ Beni ~ XXX ~ 5
Pressure ~ (Original) ~ Starkillers, Alex Kenji & Nadia Ali ~ Hussle ~ 6
City Of Kings ~ (Original / Sted-E & Hybrid Heights) ~ Ron Reeser & Dan Saenz ~ Sea To Sun ~ 7
Ready To Go ~ (Hardwell / Arno Cost) ~ Martin Solveig ~ Hussle ~ 8
The Funky Get Up ~ (Original) ~ Q45 ~ 3AM ~ 9
Free ~ (LowKiss) ~ Black Dogs & Mobin Master ~ Safari ~ 10
One More Crazy Summer ~ (Bassmonkeys / Soulshaker) ~ Cheri Moon ~ XXX ~ 11
From The Music ~ (Hoxton Whores / Christian Luke / Sgt Slick) ~ The Potbelleez ~ Vicious ~ 12
Put Your Hands Up ~(Mark Alsop) ~ Kylie ~ Warner ~ 13
Bitch ~ (Ralphi Rosario) ~ Wayne G & Ralphi Rosario ~ XXX ~ 14
Summer Of Love ~ (Tommy Trash) ~ The Immigrant ~ Onelove ~ 15
Jumping ~ (Original) ~ Samuele Sartini ~ XXX ~ 16
Diamonds In The Sky ~ (Disco Boys) ~ Tv Rock & Hook N Sling ~ Neon ~ 17
Heart Is King ~ (ATB) ~ Axwell ~ Asterix ~ 18
Sun Is Up ~ (Cahill / Play & Win) ~ Inna ~ Central Station ~ 19
Superstition ~ (Mark Alsop) ~ Stevie Wonder ~ Gung Ho ~ 20

Monday, May 2, 2011

Oops!

Forgot something in an assignment.. I think... not sure... dear great lord give me guidance!

Yep, studied all day... pretty much. Thought I was coming close to the end for today. Not! 1 pm I get an email from my tutor. Look at this legislation then you can answer the questions. Three hours later, I was rooted, still have two questions to go, but I think I am on the right track. But wednesday I'm sure will open a new can of worms!

Then I thought, oh shit, am I supposed to apply those principles in part four of the assignment? Fuck wish I thought of that one a week ago. At least I have time to rectify if I do actually have to put it in. But, the section is only 150 words maximum indicative so I am doubting very much.

Bin's in the bin! Yippee! Bout time that fuckin terrorist was shot!
Fuckin allusive cunt we gotcha!

Don't know what was with the whole Polar Bear dream I spoke of last night. All I remember was it was a big, very fluffy, polar bear cub called Gullie. I was carrying him in my left arm, then I opened a door and set him free! Why they kill animals like that I don't know. I fuckin hate it. They are them, we are us. Just because they don't do what we do doesn't mean we have to kill them!

Time to crash.

Sunday, May 1, 2011

Woosh!

Wow!

Another week. Gone! Where is my life going?

Well, them assignments. I sorted it out. Cut them the fuck down, edited, put my fuckin little awesome twist down and hit save. Still have heaps of formatting shit but it's going good.

But it's funny, opened a document the other day and nearly cried. Only half of it was there. Then I realise that I had saved the main copy somewhere else. Der!

I got my recording device working! I am producing again!

Have three new bangers rockin now.

Gulchard & Fonda - Cedarberg

Cedarberg is a place in Africa, and a top Aussie racehorse droppin the shit right now. So I thought I'd make a track, sample a bit of Spandau Ballet and call it Cedarberg.

Gulchard & Fonda - Gellermeier

Weird story behind this one. Was sort of daydreaming half asleep one night and some old grouchy dude was sorting through my inbox without my permition and said to me, Walter Gellermeier, you don't need that one. Turns out this Walter was a friend or something. Next day I made a rocker called Gellermeier!

Gulchard & Fonda - Livin In A Box

Am I livin in a box? Am I livin in a cardboard box? You tell me!

I now have a mac but have no idea how to use it.

Cunt munching. Don't ask me where I got that term from last week. I was so fucked off! I never usually use that word, that is unless I'm swearing at my computer, that's every second minute! I want a galliano and I want it now!

No strange dreams of late.... Otto hasn't resurfaced, no flash canes, no Dorma! But a polar bear called Gullie. And I set him free! At least I wasn't bobbing on the sealing this time!

See ya!

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

FUCK THAT MAKES ME ANGRY!

To think you've done an assignment well, then it's 2500 words over the most strictest fuckin fussiest cunt munching word limit there is! Fuck off!

The guidelines of this assignment, I'm surprised they didn't ask for a personal sperm donation. Don't even have time to make one happen with this amount of shit!

Fuck ya!

As I said last week, Dorma come and find me!

Monday, April 18, 2011

Well hows this for a weird dream!

Saturday nights can bring out the weirdest of dreams. And there wasn't even any galliano pumpin through my system!

I actually didn't dream it until I had woken up on sunday morning, then went back to sleep. I was in some building in Germany, walking through a corridore with people. I then entered this room, and there was a man in there called Otto.

We were all getting some kind of magic stick, called a "flash cane". I have no idea don't ask.

I was given the wrong one, or what I thought was the wrong one, and I said this to Otto, and his response was, Fine!

After being given a new one, I pushed the button on it and I was floating on the sealing! What the!

Someone then said, they're trying to get you down but you got the wrong cane!

Morel of the story? Get what ya fuckin given and don't except flash canes from men called Otto!

He was like a lord voldimort or something. But a german version! Aah shit better run!

Then I woke up and had the best day in a while.

Stuff it, here's some more dreams. But good ones!

I seem to be going on a German theme here.

I was walking down this corridore, don't know where I was, and then entered a room. All I know is that this orchestral music started playing, and this amazingly beautiful German or Russian woman, who I know was called Dorma, walked towards me and started leading me, well, somewhere. Then I woke up.

A few weeks later, on a tuesday night..

I was walking through really swampy ground, down hills and stuff like that. I finally got to the bottom and eventually got to a house. I knocked on the door and the same woman, Dorma, opened the door and said, Good Evening. And then I woke up.

Let me just say one thing.

Dorma, if you do actually exist, come and find me and we will live happily ever after!

Another weird one...

I was walking through a car yard, with a man named Albert. Then he left me there. Useless prick!

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Yippee!

Hello all!

I've finally got time to chat again!

As I delve into the serious, but weird and whacky world of law, I don't have time for much else. Five weeks in and I'm loving it. I mean, going to uni two days a week, cheap alcohol, interesting (but copious) reading, hot South Africans, time to socialise, time to get on top of reading.... well what more do I need to say!

Well, what else have I been doing?

The German Club ... my new favourite destination!

I have been going there so much lately and I love it. Good food, good singing old german who does lady gaga in german style and flogs it, and best of all, fantastic beer. I think erdinger has become my new fave. And in saying that, by going there, I realised that oettinger and erdinger are two completely different beers. Der! Epic failure! But where are the hot German women. In Hanover it seems! From personal experiences. One can still dream. But whenever you find me, just be there because, well, your out there let's face it.

I have been so busy making and playing music lately it's not funny. I now use three aliuses, Gulchard & Fonda, Waltz Growl, and my new one, Otto Traut. I played a Waltz Growl track at a gig recently and the crowd loved it! Ace!

Had a dream last night. I was in Scotland, looking for two men called Clyde, a Scot, and Walter, from Ireland. Go figure!

I want to get a bird. But it still hasn't happened. I am tossing up whether to call him Frank, or Otto, or Walter, or Holger. Not sure but they all fit.

Each year, I go to a fake race night. Each fake horse cost 5bux and they play pre recorded races and there's a final and everything. The fun part is you can call them pretty much anything, including naughty. So, I'm up for suggestions so far. Here is what I've got so far.

Cods Wallup
Gone A Rear
Fagstaff
Poofter's Palace
Poofti (as in mufti)
Gobblin Gilbert
The Felcher
Cleveland Steamer
Captain Callie
Ringburner
Valley hooker
Big Walt
Negligence Negligence Negligence
Throbbing Cockroach
Big Sausage
Fukaduk
Busted Franger
Chocolate Starwars
Sour Kraut
Golden Shower
Tower of Power
Wrong hole Gilligan

See ya!

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Top 20 Gold 21 Feb 2010!

It's back!

Wed 23 February 2011

No. Title Artist Mix Label
01 Memories Michael Cassette Original Anjunadeep
02 Mr Devil Dj Slider & Anton Liss Vallo Kikas Hed Kandi
03 Above All Sylvia Tosun Sted-E & Hybrid Heights Sea To Sun Recordings
04 Lift Me Up Cambis Cambis & Felix Wenzel Dub Wormland Gold
05 The Truth Pnau Sam La More Etcetc
06 Bang Richard Grey Dirty Secretz Subliminal
07 Reckless With Your Love Azari & III Tensnake Perminant Vacation
08 What Would You Do Scarlette Fever Buzz Junkies Club Starfish Records
09 What Am I Gonna Do Garrett & Ojelay Original Not Specified
10 Baker Street Fierce Collective Bassmonkeys Fierce Angel
11 Street Dancer Avicii Original Vicious
12 Jelly Jazz Camel Original Blotter Artists
13 Greenfield Girl Danny Freakazoid Sebastian Krieg Haiti Groove Recordings
14 Island Life
Taylor Square Original Neon Underground
15 Does It Feel Otto Traut Original GoldenGalleons
16 Believe In Something Damien J. Carter Darko DeJan Relifted
17 Gregory’s Theme Basto! Extended Spinnin Records
18 Coming Home P Diddy Dirty South Bad Boy
19 You Stopped Loving Me Burns & Fred Falke Club Mix Sony
20 Last Night Ian Carey Extended Spinnin Records

Friday, January 28, 2011

Where Am I?

Here I am! I'm back!. I have been so busy (and lazy) over the last few weeks, I just haven't had time to blog or anything. It's all been about getting the mountain of stuff ready for uni, renovating, getting heaps of music, failing to get a love life, partying, doing nothing and everything else imaginable.

Yes, I will chart again soon. I've been doing them, but haven't been putting them up. And who am I to ask dj's to send me there charts?.
I tried my first ever German beer, what a feet, aren't they the king of beers? It's called Oetinger, from Oetingen, and it's like 4x, in other words, good! Go and buy it!

I am going to a party tonight, at a club, with beer and galliano! and hopefully some hotties!

I have been doing so many edits and re edits and mixes and remixes and bootlegs and original tracks it's just not funny!

See Ya!

Saturday, January 15, 2011

It's Official! Time to Boast!

I've been accepted into QUT with my first preference to Arts Law.

To all those who made it there life's effort to prevent me from achieving this goal (while falsely supporting me)

You are nothing but fake and do not deserve credit in any way. If you had any form of respect and consideration for others than I would not have been put through what I was put through. If certain teachers genuinely wanted to support my cause, I would not have been subject to false accusations in regard to mobile phones, put down for (accidentally) bumping into a pregnant teacher (my eyes apparently weren't working that day, and I had to appologise, which I did, however I believe I shouldn't have had to as I was obviously not in the wrong and if that teacher was so genuinely concerned about the unborn baby, she shouldn't have been there). I put up with constant screwing around by various people in terms of my subject selection, which was just a waste of time and people should have been more organised. Yet, I busted my ass, got the OP7, and no my acceptance into QUT. I have the genuine people to thank. A select few who genuinely had my future at heart and were willing to support me and my cause. To those people, I sincerely thank you from the bottom of my heart. To those, however, who did not wish to support my cause, teachers and students alike, I say, next! I don't have time for useless fuckwits, for good for nothing morons, for caniving bitches, for annoying brats, for braindead supposed teachers, for big headed principals, for stuck up heads of department, for the burocracy of the fucked up Queensland education system. Fuck it!

Time for life to finally begin!