Wednesday, July 6, 2011

G'Day Goldies!

Well hello there!

On Holidays... and am loving it. Doing nothing is my friend to be frank.

I've now got to do things for you guys like chart... so here it is!

Mitch M Top 20 W/C 11-07-2011

One Look vs Phazing ~(Dirty South) ~ David Tort vs Dirty South ~ XXX ~ 1
Move On Up ~ (Classic) ~ Carl Fath & Starchaser ~ The Clubbers ~ 2
Don't Be Afraid ~ (Club) ~ Mync, Ron Carol & Dan castro ~ CR2 ~ 3
Under The Sun ~ (Original / Bass Kleph / Ryan Riback / Dave Winnel) ~ Frew ~ Vacation ~ 4
It's A Bubble ~ (Original / Round Table Knights) ~ Beni ~ XXX ~ 5
Pressure ~ (Original) ~ Starkillers, Alex Kenji & Nadia Ali ~ Hussle ~ 6
City Of Kings ~ (Original / Sted-E & Hybrid Heights) ~ Ron Reeser & Dan Saenz ~ Sea To Sun ~ 7
Ready To Go ~ (Hardwell / Arno Cost) ~ Martin Solveig ~ Hussle ~ 8
The Funky Get Up ~ (Original) ~ Q45 ~ 3AM ~ 9
Free ~ (LowKiss) ~ Black Dogs & Mobin Master ~ Safari ~ 10
One More Crazy Summer ~ (Bassmonkeys / Soulshaker) ~ Cheri Moon ~ XXX ~ 11
From The Music ~ (Hoxton Whores / Christian Luke / Sgt Slick) ~ The Potbelleez ~ Vicious ~ 12
Put Your Hands Up ~(Mark Alsop) ~ Kylie ~ Warner ~ 13
Bitch ~ (Ralphi Rosario) ~ Wayne G & Ralphi Rosario ~ XXX ~ 14
Summer Of Love ~ (Tommy Trash) ~ The Immigrant ~ Onelove ~ 15
Jumping ~ (Original) ~ Samuele Sartini ~ XXX ~ 16
Diamonds In The Sky ~ (Disco Boys) ~ Tv Rock & Hook N Sling ~ Neon ~ 17
Heart Is King ~ (ATB) ~ Axwell ~ Asterix ~ 18
Sun Is Up ~ (Cahill / Play & Win) ~ Inna ~ Central Station ~ 19
Superstition ~ (Mark Alsop) ~ Stevie Wonder ~ Gung Ho ~ 20

Monday, May 2, 2011

Oops!

Forgot something in an assignment.. I think... not sure... dear great lord give me guidance!

Yep, studied all day... pretty much. Thought I was coming close to the end for today. Not! 1 pm I get an email from my tutor. Look at this legislation then you can answer the questions. Three hours later, I was rooted, still have two questions to go, but I think I am on the right track. But wednesday I'm sure will open a new can of worms!

Then I thought, oh shit, am I supposed to apply those principles in part four of the assignment? Fuck wish I thought of that one a week ago. At least I have time to rectify if I do actually have to put it in. But, the section is only 150 words maximum indicative so I am doubting very much.

Bin's in the bin! Yippee! Bout time that fuckin terrorist was shot!
Fuckin allusive cunt we gotcha!

Don't know what was with the whole Polar Bear dream I spoke of last night. All I remember was it was a big, very fluffy, polar bear cub called Gullie. I was carrying him in my left arm, then I opened a door and set him free! Why they kill animals like that I don't know. I fuckin hate it. They are them, we are us. Just because they don't do what we do doesn't mean we have to kill them!

Time to crash.

Sunday, May 1, 2011

Woosh!

Wow!

Another week. Gone! Where is my life going?

Well, them assignments. I sorted it out. Cut them the fuck down, edited, put my fuckin little awesome twist down and hit save. Still have heaps of formatting shit but it's going good.

But it's funny, opened a document the other day and nearly cried. Only half of it was there. Then I realise that I had saved the main copy somewhere else. Der!

I got my recording device working! I am producing again!

Have three new bangers rockin now.

Gulchard & Fonda - Cedarberg

Cedarberg is a place in Africa, and a top Aussie racehorse droppin the shit right now. So I thought I'd make a track, sample a bit of Spandau Ballet and call it Cedarberg.

Gulchard & Fonda - Gellermeier

Weird story behind this one. Was sort of daydreaming half asleep one night and some old grouchy dude was sorting through my inbox without my permition and said to me, Walter Gellermeier, you don't need that one. Turns out this Walter was a friend or something. Next day I made a rocker called Gellermeier!

Gulchard & Fonda - Livin In A Box

Am I livin in a box? Am I livin in a cardboard box? You tell me!

I now have a mac but have no idea how to use it.

Cunt munching. Don't ask me where I got that term from last week. I was so fucked off! I never usually use that word, that is unless I'm swearing at my computer, that's every second minute! I want a galliano and I want it now!

No strange dreams of late.... Otto hasn't resurfaced, no flash canes, no Dorma! But a polar bear called Gullie. And I set him free! At least I wasn't bobbing on the sealing this time!

See ya!

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

FUCK THAT MAKES ME ANGRY!

To think you've done an assignment well, then it's 2500 words over the most strictest fuckin fussiest cunt munching word limit there is! Fuck off!

The guidelines of this assignment, I'm surprised they didn't ask for a personal sperm donation. Don't even have time to make one happen with this amount of shit!

Fuck ya!

As I said last week, Dorma come and find me!

Monday, April 18, 2011

Well hows this for a weird dream!

Saturday nights can bring out the weirdest of dreams. And there wasn't even any galliano pumpin through my system!

I actually didn't dream it until I had woken up on sunday morning, then went back to sleep. I was in some building in Germany, walking through a corridore with people. I then entered this room, and there was a man in there called Otto.

We were all getting some kind of magic stick, called a "flash cane". I have no idea don't ask.

I was given the wrong one, or what I thought was the wrong one, and I said this to Otto, and his response was, Fine!

After being given a new one, I pushed the button on it and I was floating on the sealing! What the!

Someone then said, they're trying to get you down but you got the wrong cane!

Morel of the story? Get what ya fuckin given and don't except flash canes from men called Otto!

He was like a lord voldimort or something. But a german version! Aah shit better run!

Then I woke up and had the best day in a while.

Stuff it, here's some more dreams. But good ones!

I seem to be going on a German theme here.

I was walking down this corridore, don't know where I was, and then entered a room. All I know is that this orchestral music started playing, and this amazingly beautiful German or Russian woman, who I know was called Dorma, walked towards me and started leading me, well, somewhere. Then I woke up.

A few weeks later, on a tuesday night..

I was walking through really swampy ground, down hills and stuff like that. I finally got to the bottom and eventually got to a house. I knocked on the door and the same woman, Dorma, opened the door and said, Good Evening. And then I woke up.

Let me just say one thing.

Dorma, if you do actually exist, come and find me and we will live happily ever after!

Another weird one...

I was walking through a car yard, with a man named Albert. Then he left me there. Useless prick!

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Yippee!

Hello all!

I've finally got time to chat again!

As I delve into the serious, but weird and whacky world of law, I don't have time for much else. Five weeks in and I'm loving it. I mean, going to uni two days a week, cheap alcohol, interesting (but copious) reading, hot South Africans, time to socialise, time to get on top of reading.... well what more do I need to say!

Well, what else have I been doing?

The German Club ... my new favourite destination!

I have been going there so much lately and I love it. Good food, good singing old german who does lady gaga in german style and flogs it, and best of all, fantastic beer. I think erdinger has become my new fave. And in saying that, by going there, I realised that oettinger and erdinger are two completely different beers. Der! Epic failure! But where are the hot German women. In Hanover it seems! From personal experiences. One can still dream. But whenever you find me, just be there because, well, your out there let's face it.

I have been so busy making and playing music lately it's not funny. I now use three aliuses, Gulchard & Fonda, Waltz Growl, and my new one, Otto Traut. I played a Waltz Growl track at a gig recently and the crowd loved it! Ace!

Had a dream last night. I was in Scotland, looking for two men called Clyde, a Scot, and Walter, from Ireland. Go figure!

I want to get a bird. But it still hasn't happened. I am tossing up whether to call him Frank, or Otto, or Walter, or Holger. Not sure but they all fit.

Each year, I go to a fake race night. Each fake horse cost 5bux and they play pre recorded races and there's a final and everything. The fun part is you can call them pretty much anything, including naughty. So, I'm up for suggestions so far. Here is what I've got so far.

Cods Wallup
Gone A Rear
Fagstaff
Poofter's Palace
Poofti (as in mufti)
Gobblin Gilbert
The Felcher
Cleveland Steamer
Captain Callie
Ringburner
Valley hooker
Big Walt
Negligence Negligence Negligence
Throbbing Cockroach
Big Sausage
Fukaduk
Busted Franger
Chocolate Starwars
Sour Kraut
Golden Shower
Tower of Power
Wrong hole Gilligan

See ya!

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Top 20 Gold 21 Feb 2010!

It's back!

Wed 23 February 2011

No. Title Artist Mix Label
01 Memories Michael Cassette Original Anjunadeep
02 Mr Devil Dj Slider & Anton Liss Vallo Kikas Hed Kandi
03 Above All Sylvia Tosun Sted-E & Hybrid Heights Sea To Sun Recordings
04 Lift Me Up Cambis Cambis & Felix Wenzel Dub Wormland Gold
05 The Truth Pnau Sam La More Etcetc
06 Bang Richard Grey Dirty Secretz Subliminal
07 Reckless With Your Love Azari & III Tensnake Perminant Vacation
08 What Would You Do Scarlette Fever Buzz Junkies Club Starfish Records
09 What Am I Gonna Do Garrett & Ojelay Original Not Specified
10 Baker Street Fierce Collective Bassmonkeys Fierce Angel
11 Street Dancer Avicii Original Vicious
12 Jelly Jazz Camel Original Blotter Artists
13 Greenfield Girl Danny Freakazoid Sebastian Krieg Haiti Groove Recordings
14 Island Life
Taylor Square Original Neon Underground
15 Does It Feel Otto Traut Original GoldenGalleons
16 Believe In Something Damien J. Carter Darko DeJan Relifted
17 Gregory’s Theme Basto! Extended Spinnin Records
18 Coming Home P Diddy Dirty South Bad Boy
19 You Stopped Loving Me Burns & Fred Falke Club Mix Sony
20 Last Night Ian Carey Extended Spinnin Records